- That his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he is banned from the city of Chichester
- Raw meat is the Stig’s favorite food.
- He is terrified of bats.
- His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
- His skin has the texture of dolphins.
- If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.
- He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.
- He forages for wolves at night.
- He once punched a horse to the ground.
- His politics are terrifying.
- He lives in a tree.
- His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant
- He has no understanding of clouds.
- His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
- He is confused by stairs.
- He can accumbularate.
- There’s an airport in Russia named after him.
- He is wanted by the CIA.
- His breath smells of magnesium.
- He can catch fish with his tongue.
- His tears are adhesive.
- If set alight, he’d burn for a thousand days.
- He is scared of ducks.
- For some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch.
- All his potted plants are called Steve.
- If you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli.
- The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
- He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
- He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
