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The Stig – Some say that

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  • That his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he is banned from the city of Chichester
  • Raw meat is the Stig’s favorite food.
  • He is terrified of bats.
  • His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
  • His skin has the texture of dolphins.
  • If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.
  • He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.
  • He forages for wolves at night.
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.
  • His politics are terrifying.
  • He lives in a tree.
  • His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant
  • He has no understanding of clouds.
  • His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
  • He is confused by stairs.
  • He can accumbularate.
  • There’s an airport in Russia named after him.
  • He is wanted by the CIA.
  • His breath smells of magnesium.
  • He can catch fish with his tongue.
  • His tears are adhesive.
  • If set alight, he’d burn for a thousand days.
  • He is scared of ducks.
  • For some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch.
  • All his potted plants are called Steve.
  • If you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli.
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
  • He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
  • He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.