Have you heard about the amazing Three Wold Moon T-Shirt? Apparently this shirt has secret powers that were unknown to customers when they ordered it.
The unsuspecting customer, who only ordered this handsome shirt for it’s nature themes and wolfish charm, were surprised to find out that each shirt held amazing powers.
According to the reviews, overjoyed customers have discovered such benefits as:
- I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women
- Self healing sword / bullet damage surely is testament to the qualities of this fine piece of apparel.
- brings dead grandparents back to life
- Now, I can build a pool to the wrong dimensions and my customer (after noticing my 3 wolves shirt) will say.. your way is better!
Clearly, this is one awesome shirt. I would suggest you buy it, but from what I’ve heard, it can cause serious mutations like growing a second body out of your back (complete with Adidas sneakers). I suggest you read the reviews before making any buying decisions.